Did anyone else catch the Primetime special on Thursday? They ran a story on pretty young twin girls who formed their own band. “Thirteen-year-old twins Lamb and Lynx Gaede have one album out, another on the way, a music video, and lots of fans.” The twist? They think Hitler was cool!

These sweet young cherubs just happen to believe White People need their own nation, where the other races won’t spoil things. I think their logic goes something like, “Mexican are smelly, Negroes want to impregnate our women and steal our stereos and the Jews want our gold.” Which might seem normal, if you grew up in a household where history is taught to you by a mother who feels the wrong side won in WWII, with a father who enjoys decorating with swastikas like they are going out of style (which I think they pretty much have, everywhere else.)

The Gaede girls are home-schooled. Which begs the question, how do kids get to be “home-schooled” by people who are neither qualified, or following a course of teaching that would be accepted by any sane board of education? Are some states just so nuts to allow that – yet, force other kids under 16 to attend school? A friend’s son had to be driven to school by cops because he missed so many days last year. (He’s doing much better this year… long story.) What a crazy world.

I suppose their college admissions package will look something like this:

• School Attended: Mom’s Good ol’ Racist High School
• Extracurricular Activities: Hitler Youth Leader, KKK Scouts, Aryan Cheerleader Squad
• Best Qualities: Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes, Sparkling Smile, Can tell if someone is a Homo or Jew at 100 yards
• What I Do In My Free Time: Put bunnies in the oven, Carve swastikas into things, Write hateful song lyrics, Avoid getting too tan, Persecute Jews, Practice hating
• References: Adolph Ubermensch (Clan Counsellor), Frank Hitler (neighbor), David Duke, Jesus

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