It seems that the sky isn’t falling. Global warming hasn’t produced the volume of hurricanes predicted this year (again!). The US and Iraqi officials are close to a negotiated withdrawal by 2011. The number of uninsured Americans dropped by 1 million. The price of gas has dropped at the pump, for another week. Maybe the world isn’t as bad as all that!

In fact, one message from the Democratic Convention this week was that a poor kids from the wrong side of the tracks can attend Ivy League schools, be successful professionals and even run for President some day. I tell you, Obama better be careful with his message of hope or the Democrats are going to think he’s a Republican! [*granted, the modern Republican is a poor facsimile of the small-government, small-budget, non-intrusive Republicans of yesteryear...]

This is just a funny list from David Letterman. Have a sense of humor folks! (Start at the bottom and work your way up.) Clearly Obama does, or he wouldn’t have approved that cover of The New Yorker magazine!

1. Been cruising for chicks with John Edwards
2. Announced his running mate will be Andy Dick
3. Offered McCain a job in gift shop at Obama presidential library
4. He’s voting for Nader
5. Guy sits around eating soup all day
6. Having head measured for Mount Rushmore
7. The affair with Barbara Walters
8. Asked guy at Staples, “Which chair will work best in an oval-shaped office?”
9. Offered Bush 20 bucks for the “Mission Accomplished” banner
10. Proposed a bill to change Oklahoma to “Oklabama”

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